http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zloy9LJpibQ

Are babies good at distinguishing what is or isn’t appropriate for babies? Let’s find out…

So there I was, at a dinner party when this older guy comes up to me and says, “May I take your picture? I am Karl Lagerfeld.” I shrug. Later on, I tire a bit from the party so I find a nice open convertible sports car to take a nap in.

Moments later, the old guy is jostling me, annoyed that I’m taking a nap in his car. I start to apologize but then he says, “Do you like to go fast?” I shrug and suddenly we’re tearing down a steep mountain road, engine redlining. Nervously, I glance over to see Karl Lagerfeld unbuckle his seat belt and start to open his door. Is he suicidal?! Is he trying to kill me?!

I only have moments to act and I leap out to grab the steering wheel but I realize it’s too late as we’re just about to slam into —

Then I wake up, heart racing, in a cold sweat, and it’s only then that it hits me … I have no idea who Karl Lagerfeld is.

Happy New Year!

Also, I got a new cell phone. This thing is so advanced, it can take pictures of itself! (Well, with the aid of a mirror.) Also, it has bluetooth!

Also, is it just me or is it nearly impossible to find a simple ringtone? I don’t want the ubiquitous Nokia tune and I don’t need a full movie soundtrack. I just want a simple riiiiinnng riiiinnnggg. I couldn’t find anything so I finally just recorded something on my flute. Feel free to use it.